this is what happens when u finger me
who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
Watch as an idiot named me attempts to explain how biphobia has affected her using poorly-constructed metaphors and absolutely 0% skills in terms of digital art and presentation!
This is actually pretty awesome!
this is exactly what the end of the semester feels like
is michael cera even a real person?
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon